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Replying to the (bot) comments of my webcomic!

So I have been getting a lot of wonderful (bot) comments on my anti-capitalist queer mafia parody webcomic Millenials Kill. But because there’s just so many, it’s impossible to reply to all my (bots) fans! So here’s a blog post where I reply to the most thoughtful comments that have been repeated several times. I’m so sorry I can’t personally reply to all of you (bots).

The fan (bot) comments:

Superb site you have here but I was curious about if you knew of any message boards that cover the same topics discussed here? I’d really love to be a part of group where I can get feedback from other experienced individuals that share the same interest. If you have any suggestions, please let me know. Cheers!

Thank you so much for your thoughtful comment, Hairstyles! I’m afraid that as my webcomic Millenials Kill (that you’ve commented on) is about organized crime, you shouldn’t search for message boards discussing the same topics. I believe you shouldn’t get feedback on mafia crimes I assume you’re interested in performing. Maybe you should try some other hobbies instead! I’ve heard that the knitting community has a wonderful messageboard you could join! All the best! – H-P

hello!,I like your writing so a lot! share we keep in touch extra approximately your article on AOL? I need a specialist on this house to resolve my problem. May be that is you! Taking a look ahead to see you.

Hello 29 Gorgeous Braided Updo Ideas! I’m very happy you like my writing so a lot! I’m sorry but I think you’re mistaking me for someone else. I have no articles on AOL. I’m also not a specialist on home renovating or building codes (I assume that’s what you’re searching for based on your comment). I’m a specialist in comics, currently studying social sciences, but unfortunately not houses. But no worries, it’s an easy mistake to make! I hope you find your specialist elsewhere! Cheers! – H-P

What’s up to every body, it’s my first visit of this web site; this webpage includes awesome and truly excellent information designed for readers.

Hello dear direct lenders! I’m really glad you took the time to leave a comment on your first visit to my website! I’m glad you seem to like my comic a lot! Fans like you are the best! See you around! – H-P

What’s up, its pleasant paragraph about media print, we all be familiar with media is a enormous source of facts.

Hello cbdoilreviews! Thank you for your heartwarming comment! I hope you’ve found an enormous source of facts elsewhere, because this is indeed a fictional comic and not an info comic. Try out wikipedia to start with! Cheers! – H-P

I’m now not positive where you’re getting your info, but good topic. I must spend a while finding out much more or understanding more. Thanks for wonderful information I was on the lookout for this info for my mission.

Hello gold-ira! My info on this comic comes from my head, as the comic is fictional. Of course there’s some parts that are more real, but for examle, the whole town of Breamburg is completely made up. If you want to know where my inspiration comes from, I am planning on writing a whole blog post about that! But I can list a few here:
– Homestuck by Andrew Hussie
– Night Mind – Youtube channel
– Koirasarja Bob Dimitri – on Youtube
– Hannibal (TV-series)
I hope this helps! All the best! – H-P

Hi, I just found your blog and I like this post particularly. You give some thoughtful arguments. Where can I find out more?

Hello dear Resource! I’m really glad you want to find more of my comic! You can either wait patiently or you can go over to my Patreon, where you can read at least 5 chapters more for only $6/month! I hope you’ll become a long time Patreon backer! Have a great year 2023! – H-P

Very flattering offers

Hi there and Happy Holidays!! It’s the season of giving and I just a quick question, are you looking to supplement your income? Maybe you’re stuck in the rat race and blogging isn’t working out too well? Or perhaps you’re retired and need a little income boost to help you cover some bills? I really think there is an AWESOME opportunity that could really help you out which I came across: incomecommunity url here. I’ve been working from the comfort of my home this winter and supplementing my income :-). Okay, translating isn’t always the easiest, but it’s consistent and reliable. The thing I like about it is that you basically choose how much you want to work. As long as you can find 45 minutes per day, this will be worth your time. incomecommunity url here. Hope it helps, and I hope you have a GREAT 2023!

Hello Ervin! Happy holidays to you too my friend! I’m really honored you thought of me with this job offer! This really shows your holiday spirits, as you’re always on the lookout on how to help your fellow netizens. Unfortunately I don’t really have time for another job. My hands are full with studies and drawing comics. I appreciate the offer though! Have a great 2023 as well! Best wishes! – H-P

Okay, this might be a little bit random, but I saw your blog and had to ask, are you interested in a translation job? I know I’m a stranger but I felt like doing a good deed today by alerting a couple people that a good position has opened up here: website url here. and they pay sometimes even $70/hour. Okay, they won’t always give that amount, I only made around $400 last week, but it’s part time and when times are tight, every little bit helps. Hope it helps, and my apologies if you’re not interested. Have a great day/evening!

Hello Bernardine! This is like SO random! You’re not even the first person to suggest this kind of work for me! I’m now starting to think my english skills are way above the average finn as so many people keep asking me to start a career in translating! This really brightened my day, even if I’m not that interested in starting translating. I hope you find someone else to work on the translations! All the best! – H-P

Let me just get straight to the point; I saw your blog and I think you would be a great fit for our company :-). We are currently paying upwards of $70/hour for English translators. We are looking for people who are reliable, hardworking, and willing to work long-term. English fluency is preferred, and I don’t think you should have any problems with this requirement. We are an online based company from North Carolina. Interested? Apply here: website url

Hello Lucretia! Wow! You’re a third person who thinks I’d be good at translating! I’m so happy you think I seem hardworking and reliable! Thank you and have a great week! – H-P

Award for best comment goes to…

Whether you believe in God or not, this is a must-read message!!! Throughout time, we can see how we have been slowly conditioned to come to this point where we are on the verge of a cashless society. Did you know that the Bible foretold of this event almost 2,000 years ago? In Revelation 13:16-18, we read, “He (the false prophet who decieves many by his miracles) causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666.” Referring to the last generation, this could only be speaking of a cashless society. Why? Revelation 13:17 tells us that we cannot buy or sell unless we receive the mark of the beast. If physical money was still in use, we could buy or sell with one another without receiving the mark. This would contradict scripture that states we need the mark to buy or sell! These verses could not be referring to something purely spiritual as scripture references two physical locations (our right hand or forehead) stating the mark will be on one “OR” the other. If this mark was purely spiritual, it would indicate only in one place. This is where it really starts to come together. It is shocking how accurate the Bible is concerning the implatnable RFID microchip. These are notes from a man named Carl Sanders who worked with a team of engineers to help develop this RFID chip

Hello Anessa! Sorry for only showing a part of your very long message (2401 words long to be exact). I assume you sent me this message, as you seem to be somewhat of an anti-capitalist yourself too! I’m always happy to discuss the problems of capitalism with someone who feels betrayed by the system catering to the richest 1%. I also hope you can find help in your faith and bible. I personally really like the part in bible where Jesus goes to a temple, gets shocked by the fact that the temple had been turned into a marketplace and starts flipping tables. Here’s a part of it:

“And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the money changers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.”
— Matthew 21:12–13

See how Jesus calls the people selling things thieves? Capitalism as it is didn’t of course exist back then, but the bible verse surely fits our current situation. Though I do have to admit, your long message was closer to conspiracy theories than anti-capitalism. I think you might want to touch grass and maybe go to therapy. Please don’t take this the wrong way. I know the battle against an injust system can be hard, so it’s totally okay to sometimes need some outside help! If a therapist seems hard to approach, you can also try to talk to a minister in your church! All the best! I hope you have a wonderful year 2023! – H-P

That’s all the comments I can reply to for now, sorry about that. If my fans (bots) like this, I’ll be happy to continue replying to you like this! I’m also very sorry for not accepting any of these comments, no matter how awesome they are. It’s not that I hate fans (bots)… it’s not you, it’s me. Anyway! See you!